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lildrunk:

i need kisses and attention and alcohol

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A progression of bad language

hawlmuchalucha:

deans-left-buttcheek:

Kindergarten: Stupid. Oh gosh don’t tell anyone I said that.
Elementary school: What the heck.
Middle School: Damn it this is freaking dumb as hell
High school: what the fuck did you just say you little fucking shitbitchcuntfuck I will beat the dicks out of your ass

College: what the frick frack snick snack are u doing

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i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

While I was gone I finally finished reading Paper Towns and this is by far one of my favourite quotes from the book, I just had to show y’all .
sketchmedesire:

A sixth grader’s advice to future sixth graders.
sh-ocking:

zaynhappened:

hatchworthsmoustache:

missjraffe:

cvn-t:

The hottest things I’ve ever been told.

I’m just picturing someone screaming “BONJOUR” at a penis

#SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA#HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS

TITTY CROISSANTS

None of you should ever be having sex
popular-boy:

blog that will make your dash awesome ♥
aromatist:

unpredictable_girll on weheartit
kelledia:

This cliff in Chonburi, south of Pattaya, Thailand, has a Buddha figure engraved in it, 130m tall and 70m wide and is inlaid with gold.
It can be seen from miles away.

Teddy Roosevelt’s diary entry from the day his wife died. He never spoke of her death again.
druggame:

Drug Game
Breathe. It’s only a bad day, not a bad life.

Johnny Depp (via enemaroberts

doesn’t feel that way

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